We thought that we would have this page because now and again, we get little gems that we like to share with you!
Teacher: 'Is your computer on the Internet?'
Child : 'No it's on a table'
'If you eat your cabbage then the nits won't come on you!'
'Who is Jesus Price?'
'A graph is an animal with a long neck'
SATS question: 'How do we know that Vincent Van Gogh was famous?'
Answer: 'Because he had his pants displayed all over the world'
SATS question: 'Why is the telephone number of the museum in bold?'
Answer:'Because if you need glasses and you didn't have them with you, then you wouldn't need your glasses'.
SATS question:'In which month would you like to visit the museum?'
Answer:'On a Monday afternoon because I don't like Monday afternoons'
What do you have to remember about writing sentences?
Answer 'Full stops and catapults!'
One of the golden rules for a classroom: 'Don't say 'square' words'!