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Holt Farm Infant School
Ashingdon Road, SS4 1RS, UK Rochford
+44 (0)1702 544058

Welcome to Holt Farm Infant School

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Mr Goodier is our headteacher. 

  1. Who is your favourite popstar? Talking Heads
  2. What do you like to do in your spare time? Sleep, paint but not walls!
  3. What do you like best about working at school? Hearing children read
  4. What is your favourite colour? Blue
  5. What is your favourite meal? Cheese and chocolate
  6. Who’s your favourite author? Graham Swift
  7. What’s your favourite animal? Leopard
  8. What is your favourite holiday destination? Greek Islands
  9. What was your favourite subject at school? History
  10. Who would you like to spend the day with if you could choose anybody? Mrs Goodier on a Greek Island


We thought that we would have this page because now and again, we get little gems that we like to share with you!

Teacher: 'Is your computer on the Internet?'

Child : 'No it's on a table'

'If you eat your cabbage then the nits won't come on you!'

'Who is Jesus Price?'

'A graph is an animal with a long neck'

SATS question: 'How do we know that Vincent Van Gogh was famous?'

Answer: 'Because he had his pants displayed all over the world'

SATS question: 'Why is the telephone number of the museum in bold?'

Answer:'Because if you need glasses and you didn't have them with you, then you wouldn't need your glasses'.

SATS question:'In which month would you like to visit the museum?'

Answer:'On a Monday afternoon because I don't like Monday afternoons'

What do you have to remember about writing sentences?

Answer 'Full stops and catapults!'

One of the golden rules for a classroom: 'Don't say 'square' words'!

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